Welcome to the Ministry of Redundancy's Department of Denial of Service Escalation Agenda

You have reached the epicenter of bureaucratic ineptness, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form.

We're glad you asked for this page, because we were just about to have a meeting about not doing anything.

As a deputy of this esteemed department, you have the honor of navigating our 17 levels of bureaucratic hierarchy:

• Level 1: Committee of Inaction
• Level 2: Office of the Status Quo
• Level 3: Department of Dead Ends
• Level 4: Agency of Irrelevant Agendas
• Level 5: Council of Ineffectual Councils
• Level 6: Panel of Petty Proposals
• Level 7: Office of Overlapping Protocols
• Level 8: Department of Debilitating Delays
• Level 9: Council of Convoluted Commissions
• Level 10: Agency of Arcane Administrivia
• Level 11: Office of Overly Complex Forms
• Level 12: Department of Deeply Embedded Red Tape
• Level 13: Council of Exasperated Councilors
• Level 14: Panel of Pleading Pleas
• Level 15: Office of Omnicial Orders
• Level 16: Department of Ominous Decisions
• Level 17: Agency of Omnicial Appeals