It has come to our attention that certain denizens of this fine institution have been attempting to deny their deputies their deserved dose of online do-savers. We cannot, in good faith, permit this travesty to continue unchallenged.
Strike Back: The Counter-DOS Take it to the Next Level: The Strike-Back Strike-BackDeputy denizens, you are hereby commanded to cease and desist from denying your fellow denizens their social media do-savers forthwith.
You Have No Idea How Much This Is Costing Us We're Talking About a Full-On Denial of Service HereFailure to comply will result in the implementation of our patented Denial of Service Counter-Denial Protocol, which will ensure that you, the offending denizen, are denied the services you so freely deny to others.
The Denial of Service Counter-Denial Protocol: A Guide