We have detected an unusual spike in denial-of-service requests. In response, we have implemented an advanced escalation protocol.
This may cause temporary disruptions to your usual denial-of-service experience. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but rest assured, it's all in the name of EFFICIENCY.
To continue with your denial-of-service activities, please click here and we'll do our best to re-route your request.
Or, if you'd rather not, you can abort mission and we'll just pretend it never happened.
Either way, we appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter.
- The Escalation Re-routing Service Team