Welcome to the Therapist of Sarcasm, where we'll work through your deep-seated issues with a healthy dose of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging.
Our expert therapists are trained to listen to your problems, nod along, and then deliver a withering response that'll leave you feeling... well, not-so-better.
So, if you're ready to face your fears, confront your demons, and maybe – just maybe – learn to laugh at yourself, then you're in the right place.
But don't expect any actual empathy or understanding. That's just not our style.
Now, what seems to be the problem, genius?
Let's start with some light sarcasm
Or maybe you're ready for some medium-level eye-rolling
If you think you can handle the full-on, no-holds-barred, soul-crushing experience