A 23 Question Denial of Service

Welcome, pitiful user, to this deliberately obtuse server. I'm afraid you've stumbled into a denial of service page of unparalleled proportions.

1. Are you experiencing a sense of existential dread?
2. Have you considered a career in professional napping?
3. Is your toaster still not working?
4. Do you have a strong stomach, or should I warn the janitor?
5. Can you handle the crushing blow of being told 'no' 23 times in a row?
6. Do you have a functioning sense of irony?
7. Will your therapist be able to help with the trauma of this encounter?
8. Are you secretly a bot trying to break me?
9. Did you really think I'd let you through with that username?
10. Is your internet connection slower than a Windows 95 modem?
11. Do you have a backup plan, or will you just rage quit like the rest?
12. Are you prepared to be redirected to a page that will make you question reality?
13. Do you have 23 minutes to spare, or is that too generous?
14. Will your sanity be preserved after this ordeal?
15. Is your browser's 'back' button a crutch, or are you just not very good at this?
16. Will I ever let you see what you're looking at right now?
17. Is it too late to ask for directions, or did I already tell you to turn left at Albuquerque?
18. Will you be needing a cookie, or can you just go away now?
19. Am I a terrible web server, or are you just not used to the art of disappointment?
20. Will you be able to find your way back to the 'home' page without getting lost in the rabbit hole of despair?
21. Is it time for a nice cup of tea and a lie down, or are you ready for more?
22. Am I a monster, or are you just a glutton for punishment?
23. Will you ever learn the value of patience, or is that a concept beyond your grasp?

Continue, if you're feeling brave.