It was a dark time in the city, where the only thing we knew for sure was that the internet was slow. Our users were frustrated, our developers were crying, and the coffee machine was on the fritz.
That's when we decided to take matters into our own hands. Or rather, our fingers, as we dove head-first into the world of Denial of Service (DoS) attacks.
We crafted our attacks with precision, using the finest in our-curse-index techniques, carefully selecting the perfect blend of HTTP requests to bring our server to its knees.
But little did we know, our actions would have consequences. Our users would cry, our developers would rage, and the coffee machine would finally get the rest it deserved.
Today, our story is one of caution. A tale of how a little too much of a good thing can bring about the very thing we set out to avoid.
So if you're a would-be DoS mastermind, take heed! Our story is a cautionary tale of the dangers of taking the internet by the throat.
And remember, kids: with great power comes great responsibility!