Welcome, dear seeker of truth, to the most obscure and least practical philosophy of the ancient world. Here, we'll delve into the depths of Sophocles' subversive sophistry, where the pursuit of wisdom is a mere distraction from the true meaning of life.
Our founder, Sophocles the Unyielding, was a master of the art of saying nothing. He'd spend hours on end talking about the intricacies of a single grain of rice, and how it was, in fact, the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
And so, as you wander through the halls of this subpage, you'll discover a treasure trove of meaningless profundities and paradoxical platitudes. But don't worry, they're not as dull as they seem.