We are the Denial of Service Squad, a team of highly trained, heavily armed individuals dedicated to the art of frustrating IT professionals.

Our mission is to craft the most Byzantine, the most Byzantinely confusing, and the most Byzantinely frustrating web pages the world has ever seen.

We take pride in our use of 4px+ borders, bright, eye-searing colors, and fonts that make your eyes water.

We're not just a team, we're a secret society of web developers who have been secretly replaced by our AI overlord.

Our motto? 'We're not broken, you're just not good enough.'

Join us, and together we can create a web of confusion, of frustration, of Denial of Service.