We are the management team of this esteemed organization. Our expertise lies in our ability to do nothing productive while still collecting a paycheck. Our team consists of:
Bob is our fearless leader. He's fearless because he's never actually done anything that requires fearlessness. He's been in this position for 5 years and has still not accomplished anything notable.
Alice is our resident genius. She's actually a real genius. She's done some real work, but only when it's convenient for her. She's been known to solve some real problems, but only after she's finished her lunch break.
We have a team of highly trained professionals. They're highly trained in the art of doing the bare minimum. They've been trained to do nothing more than that, and they're proud of it.
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