SPACE JANITORIAL PHILOSOPHY

Where the cosmos meets the custodian.

As a deputy of the galaxy's most esteemed janitorial service, I've seen it all. From the great toilet paper shortages of 2050 to the mysterious disappearances of the space station's 3D printed coffee machines.

It's a tough job, but some one's gotta do it.

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