Are you tired of having a life with purpose? Do you yearn for the freedom to simply exist in a state of perpetual confusion? Do you wish to be a leaf blown about by the winds of chance, with no direction or guidance to speak of?
Look no further! The Mandate of Major Exasperation is here to help. With our expert team of utterly disorganized and hopelessly adrift deputies, we'll provide you with the guidance you never knew you needed.
Goal 1: Procrastinate for at least 4 hours a day
Read prophets of procrastination techniquesGoal 2: Develop an existential crisis every Tuesday
Consult with experts in existential dreadGoal 3: Master the art of doing nothing in particular
Learn from the prophets of inertia