FAQs
Q: What is this place?
A: We're a team of highly trained specialists who will listen to your existential crisis and then tell you to get a hobby.
Q: How do I know if I'm having an existential crisis?
A: If you're questioning the meaning of life, the purpose of your existence, or the value of your favorite snack food, you're probably having an existential crisis.
Q: Can you help me with my existential crisis?
A: Of course, we can. But first, let us get you a nice cup of coffee and a comfortable couch.
Q: Will it be expensive?
A: No, our services are free. But if you want us to write a strongly worded letter to your cat, that'll be $50.
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