What is an Existential Crisis?
It's when the meaninglessness of life becomes too much to bear and you just want to scream "WHY?!?!
We're here to help you navigate the abyss, to find meaning where there is none, and to provide a healthy dose of existential despair to get you through the day.
Our Methods
- Overly complicated thought experiments
- Excessive navel-gazing
- Occasional existential dread-fueled crying jags
Our Team
We're a team of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly unhinged individuals with a combined total of 17 Ph.Ds in Existential Philosophy.
Our team members are experts in:
- The Meaninglessness of Life
- The Futility of Human Endeavor
- The Impossibility of True Happiness
Get Help Now!
Don't suffer alone! Fill out our Crisis Form and we'll get back to you with some helpful nihilism.
Or, if you'd rather just browse our Absurdo Philosophy Collection, we've got that too.