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What is an Existential Crisis?

It's when the meaninglessness of life becomes too much to bear and you just want to scream "WHY?!?!

We're here to help you navigate the abyss, to find meaning where there is none, and to provide a healthy dose of existential despair to get you through the day.

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We're a team of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly unhinged individuals with a combined total of 17 Ph.Ds in Existential Philosophy.

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