Article 1.2.5: All sentient beings shall be treated with utter disdain, except on Thursdays.
Certainly not applicable to sentient beings with an IQ below 50.
Discretionary Powers of the FancypantsRepeat offenders shall be subjected to the wrath of the Fancypants' mighty stapler.
Dreadful Punishments of the FancypantsAppeals shall be made directly to the Fancypants' personal assistant, a highly trained and impartial squirrel.
Delays of Justice - Fancypants' Infallibility ActThe Fancypants themselves are immune to all regulations, except those involving free coffee.
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