A directive from the Deputy of Denizens, issued in the name of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, demanding the immediate cessation of all snacking on anything other than the prescribed ration of stale crackers.
Section 1.1: The consumption of all snacks not listed on the official Snack List shall be strictly forbidden.
Section 1.2: Any attempts to sneak in contraband snacks shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and/or forced attendance at a reeducation seminar on the importance of snacking responsibly.
Read Article 2: The Right to Free ExpressionSection 2.1: All citizens are hereby granted the right to express their discontent with the Snack List in a peaceful and respectful manner.
Section 2.2: Any attempts to express dissent through violent or disruptive means shall be met with swift and decisive action.
Read Article 3: The Right to a Fair Share of Fries