MANDATE OF UTMOST DISPLEASURE CLARIFICATIONS

By order of the Council of Uncooperative Elders, you are hereby warned:

• Failure to comply with the Mandate of Utmost Displeasure shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
• Forfeiture of all snacks and beverages for a period of one lunar cycle
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: using the office coffee machine, taking a break, or accessing the server
• Assignment of additional paperwork and bureaucratic tasks, including but not limited to: filling out form 27-B/6 and form 42-FOUR

For more information on penalties, see:

• Penalty Table 1: The Fine and Dismal
• Penalty Table 2: The Double-Down