Snack Protocol Addendum

A guide for the most discerning, most majestic, most magnificently-moustachioed individuals.

The following directives are mandatory for all moustachioed individuals:

• Article 1: The Right to Grow
• Article 2: The Duty to Groom
• Article 3: The Obligation to Baste
• Article 4: The Freedom to Finesse

Hyperlinks to subpages:

Moustachioed Citizenship Act, Moustache Ethics Code