Etiquette for the Discerning Deputy

Welcome, Deputy of the Denizens! You are now entering the hallowed halls of Etiquette for the Discerning Deputy, where the art of politeness meets the science of being in charge.

Here are some rules to live by:

• Always wear your badge of office with pride, unless it's too tight, in which case, take it off.
• Address your elders with the utmost respect, even if they're not paying you.
• Tips your hat to those who tip theirs, unless it's windy.
• Don't burp in public, unless it's a Tuesday.

For more information on the finer points of etiquette, visit our Etiquette FAQ or our Etiquette Guide for the Modern Deputy.