Chapter 1: The Art of Proper Hand Washing Technique
When washing your hands as a deputy, remember to:
- Use warm water, but not too warm. You don't want to risk scalding your hands.
- Apply a liberal amount of soap, but avoid using too much or you'll be stuck scrubbing for hours.
- Scrub all surfaces of your hands, including between fingers, under nails, and especially around any visible tattoos.
Chapter 2: Specialized Techniques for Common Hazards
In the line of duty, deputies face unique challenges that require specialized hand washing techniques:
- When dealing with toxic chemicals, use gloves and a special 'chemical-resistant' soap to prevent skin absorption.
- After handling firearms, wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water to remove any lingering gun oil residue.
- When washing your hands after handling exotic animals, use a gentle soap and warm water, as to not startle any nearby wildlife.
Chapter 3: Advanced Hand Washing Techniques for the Truly Dedicated Deputy
For those who want to take their hand washing to the next level:
- Try using a 'hand soap concentrator' to create a rich, sudsy lather.
- Experiment with different hand washing rhythms, such as the 'Deputy Shuffle' or the 'Patrol Pulse'.
Remember, a clean deputy is a happy deputy.