1.1. When using the bathroom, always wear your Deputy Denizens' badge of honor. It's a matter of pride, mate.
1.2. Never, ever, EVER touch another deputy's badge. That's just not how we roll.
1.3. If you see another deputy doing the 'business' while in the stall, do not. Just. Blink.
1.4. Exceptions for the Exceptional
2.1. When washing your hands, do not. Just. Make. Eye. Contact.