Gift-Giving Etiquette in the Galactic Deputy's Guide to Denizenship

Symptoms:

• Gift recipient looks at you with a mixture of confusion and disdain.
• Gift is awkwardly placed on the floor, still wrapped in its original packaging.
• You feel a growing sense of dread as the party continues.

Treatment:

1. Quickly rewrap the gift using the provided wrapping paper.
2. Make sure the gift is properly aligned with the surrounding environment.
3. Offer a witty remark about the gift's uniqueness to diffuse tension.

Prevention:

• Always carry a spare roll of wrapping paper with you.
• Practice your wrapping technique in front of a mirror.
• Learn to think on your feet and improvise a gift-giving speech.

Related Issues:

• Problem 1: The Gift That Was Not Meant to Be
• Problem 3: The Gift That Was Meant to Be But Was Not Supplied

Further Reading:

Gift-Giving 101: The Basics of Not-Getting-It-Completely-Wrong

Disclaimer:

The Galactic Deputy's Guide to Denizenship is for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk.