Gift Giving Guidelines for Intergalactic Deputies

When in doubt, follow the Three-Cardinal Rule:

1. Gifts of a higher rank should be accompanied by a detailed explanation of the gift's significance, lest the recipient's antennae be confused.
2. The number of gifts given should never exceed three. This prevents the gift-giver from being seen as a Galactic Gift-Giving Overachiever (GGGO).
3. Gifts should not be given on Tuesdays. It's just too obvious.

Protocol Problems:

• Problem 1: The Gift-Giver's Dilemma
• Problem 2: The Gift-Receiver's Guilt
• Problem 3: The Gift-Giver's Revenge