Secret Notes

Top-Secret Deputy Etiquette Rules:

• Always wear a uniform while having a uniform
• Never whistle while you walk, it's distracting
• Bow to superiors, but not too lowly
• Carry a spare tie, you never know when a crisis may arise

Sub-Rules of Deputy Etiquette:

• When in doubt, consult the Deputy's Guide to Proper Protocol
• Never trust the coffee machine, it's always plotting against you
• Use the backdoor for emergencies only, or when you want to make an exit

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