Interdimensional Telephone Etiquette 101
Welcome, travelers from the multiverse, to the most essential guide for navigating interdimensional phone calls!
Are you tired of being disconnected from your loved ones in alternate realities? Do you struggle to dial in to your favorite dimensional hangouts? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the dos and don'ts of interdimensional phone etiquette.
- When calling into the Nexus of the Multiverse, please be patient as your call may be routed through a infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.
- To avoid being disconnected by the Interdimensional Phone Authority, make sure to use the proper frequency resonance for your intended reality.
- When calling into a parallel universe with a different linguistic dialect, be prepared to relearn the local lingo.
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For more advanced users, click here to learn about Interdimensional Phone Etiquette for the Super Advanced.