Interstellar Deputy Greeting Protocol

When encountering an alien species, it's essential to know the proper protocol for a respectful greeting. Failure to do so may result in the destruction of your space station or, worse, an awkward small-talk session.

Here's a step-by-step guide to ensure you don't become a galactic embarrassment:

Step 1: Research, Research, Research

Learn about the alien species' customs, traditions, and most importantly, their favorite snacks. You don't want to offend them with a gift of Tangineerian fungus when they're from the notorious Snack-O-Matic planet.

Continue to Step 2: The Gift of Introductions

(Note: This is a work in progress. Please check back soon for more information.)