Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Not Stepping on Anyone's Toes

When approaching a superior, remember to address them as 'Sir' or 'Ma'am'. Never, ever, ever call them 'Dude'.

Appendix: Advanced Toeing-Stepping Techniques

When walking past a colleague in the corridor, make sure to nod at least 5 times. If they don't nod back, it's a sign you're doing it wrong.

Secret Protocol: The Art of Whispering in the Break Room