Deputy's Guide to Not Getting Fired

Chapter 1: How to Appear Busy While Actually Watching Cat Videos

Step 1: Open 17 tabs on your browser. This will ensure you are always "working on something."

Learn advanced stealth browsing techniques.

Chapter 2: The Art of Fake Productivity

Step 2: Write 5-page report on "The Importance of Coffee Mugs."

View examples of previous mug reports.

Chapter 3: The Power of Passive-Aggressive Notes

Step 3: Leave notes for your coworkers, but never actually talk to them.

Read the art of writing passive-aggressive notes.