Chapter 1: How to Appear Busy While Actually Watching Cat Videos
Step 1: Open 17 tabs on your browser. This will ensure you are always "working on something."
Learn advanced stealth browsing techniques.
Chapter 2: The Art of Fake Productivity
Step 2: Write 5-page report on "The Importance of Coffee Mugs."
View examples of previous mug reports.
Chapter 3: The Power of Passive-Aggressive Notes
Step 3: Leave notes for your coworkers, but never actually talk to them.