Deputy Denizens: The Art of Etiquette

The Official Guide to Not Being a Dick in the Wilds of Denizen Society

Welcome, fellow Denizens! In the wilds of our esteemed society, etiquette is a delicate dance of social graces and calculated politeness. But what does it mean to be a Deputy of Denizen? Let's dive into the intricacies of this complex and often confusing world!

Chapter 1: The Denizens' Guide to Basic Human Decency

Learn the basics of human interaction, including but not limited to:

• Not staring at people while they talk
• Not using the phrase "same here, dude"
• Not leaving your dirty socks on the coffee table

Continue to Chapter 2: Advanced Social Savoir-Faire Chapter 3: The Art of Passive Aggression Appendix: The Denizens' Dictionary of Insulting Phrases

Remember, etiquette is like a fine wine: it gets better with time and more practice, but still has a 50/50 chance of being a total disaster.