Etiquette for Dating a Supermodel

A Guide for the Modern Gentleman

1. Never, ever refer to them as a "girlfriend." She is a Supermodel, a Woman of Substance.

• Acknowledge her intellectual prowess with a well-researched cocktail.
• Learn her favorite designer labels.

2. Dress the part:

• Invest in a good tailor.
• Never wear anything with a logo.
• Learn to tie a proper knot.

3. Show, ประก don't tell:

• Buy her a decent bottle of wine.
• Learn to appreciate art.

4. Be prepared:

• Learn to cook a decent omelette.
• Know the best spots to take her.

And finally, never forget: she is a Supermodel.

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