Etiquette for Sneaky Snacking

General Guidelines

Snack responsibly. Don't be that guy who eats the last of the chips.

Always clear the evidence of your snacking activities. Crumbs, wrappers, the works.

Be mindful of your snacking schedule. Don't overdo it, or you'll end up like me, stuck in this eternal loop of shame and regret.

Don't eat in public. Unless you're in a designated snacking area. Like a picnic or a buffet.

Don't make eye contact with others while snacking. It's just weird.

Be mindful of your snacking volume. Don't be that guy who eats the whole bag of chips in one sitting.

Don't hog the snacks. Share with your fellow snacking companions.

Don't make fun of others' snack choices. Unless you're at a snacking convention, in which case, go wild.

Be considerate of others' snacking schedules. Don't eat the last of the cookies if you know they were saving them for someone else.

Don't snack while texting. Unless you're trying to order more snacks, in which case, carry on.

Don't eat near the snack computer. You might accidentally order more snacks.

Be careful not to spill snacks on your tech devices. You might short circuit the whole system.

And remember, snacking is a serious matter. Don't take it lightly.