The Great Escape Plan

You've prophetsied it: the apocalypse. The world as you knew it is ending, and you're still stuck in this soul-sucking corporate cube farm.

The Deputy's Dilemma

As a deputy of the apocalypse,.reported to the Denizens_goals Committee, you've been tasked with creating the ultimate exit strategy.

However, your boss, the infamous Denizenator, won't let you leave without a plan. And by plan, I mean a spreadsheet with 17 pages of Excel formulas and PowerPoint presentations.

Time to break free from the shackles of corporate drudgery. Time to make your great escape.

The Exit Strategy

Here's the plan:

1. Phase one: Steal the coffee machine. It's the key to the entire operation.
2. Phase two: Infiltrate the break room. Find out where the snacks are hidden.
3. Phase three: Create a diversion. Maybe set off the fire alarm or something.
4. Phase four: Make a run for it. Grab your stuff and get out of Dodge.

Phase one: Coffee Heist

Phase two: Snack Infiltration

Phase three: Distract and Run

Phase four: Get Out

Or, you know, just stay and enjoy the free coffee and snacks.