THE MUSSTACHIO REEDUCATION ACT

A law passed into existence on a particularly sunny Tuesday, requiring all male facial hair to be at least 50% visible at all times, lest they be subject to fines and/or imprisonment.

Section 1: The Moustache Minimum

All male individuals are required to maintain a minimum of 50% visible moustache length at all times, unless they are actively engaged in the following activities:

• Engaging in underwater activities
• Operating heavy machinery
• Participating in extreme ironing competitions

Failure to comply will result in fines up to $1000 or 10 hours of moustache reeducation.

See also:

• Moustache Reeducation Program
• Moustache Reeducation Violations