This is the second and final draft of the Deputy's Denizens Mandate. We're not kidding, it's really happening this time.
As the Deputy's Denizens prepare for their inevitable takeover, they're getting ready to make some major changes. Changes like, "more cat pictures on the wall" and "a new vending machine that dispenses only energy drinks."
Stay tuned for more updates as this mandate unfolds.
Read the third and final draft of the Mandate.We're not just talking about a coup, we're talking about a full-scale invasion. The Deputy's Denizens are already infiltrating your local government offices, your favorite cafes, and even your grandmother's knitting circle.
Resistance is futile, but we're still waiting for your surrender.
Fill out the surrender form now.