Chrono-Crisis

The fabric of time has been torn asunder by an errant barber, causing a rift in the fabric of reality.

The Chrono-Crisis has caused the following paradoxes:

• Time Dilation - Time is moving in reverse, but only on Tuesdays.
• Temporal Inversion - Time has become a cube, and the barber's scissors have become a cube-shaped vortex.
• Time-Space Continuum Collapse - The barber's chair has become a wormhole to another dimension.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis.