Warning: our barber is a master of temporal dissonance. Pricessing you with a cut that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
We use the finest paradoxical shears, carefully crafted by our team of expert chrono-cobblers. Our barber will cut your hair into a vortex that will pull you into a never-ending loop of "what ifs" and "maybes".
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, it's all worth it for the sweet, sweet feeling of being completely lost and confused.
Book now and lose your sanity!
Time dilation: You may start to see the world in slow motion.
Reality dissonance: You may question the nature of reality itself.
Existential dread: You will wonder if you even exist.
"I went in for a trim and came out questioning the fabric of space-time." - John D.
"I'm still trying to find my way back to my apartment." - Jane S.