Welcome, traveler, to Paradoxcuts: Where Every Cut is a Choice of the Multiverse.

Our team of expert barbers are trained in the art of navigating the infinite timelines, cutting hair that defies the laws of time and space.

Choose from our menu of paradoxical trims:

• Quantum Hairstyle
• Many-Worlds Haircutters
• Many-Worlds Haircutters 2: Electric Boogaloo

Remember, every cut is a choice of the multiverse. Choose wisely.