Schrödinger's Barber Shop - Where the Paradox of Bad Haircuts is a Given

Warning: Our barber shop may cut your hair in ways you didn't intend. It's a paradox, don't you see?

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our reviews:

5/5

"I walked in with a plan, but left with a mullet." - John D.

2/5

"I asked for a trim, but got a bowl cut. Now I'm a bowl of spaghetti." - Bob S.

Don't worry, it's not just us. Our barber, Herr Schrödinger, has a PhD in Hair Dynamics.

Visit us today, and experience the thrill of possibly getting a haircut you'll regret!

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