Where we'll cut your hair into a paradox, and you'll never have to ask why.
Our barbers are trained in the ancient art of superposition-styling, where they'll cut your hair into a tangled web of contradictory styles that defy the laws of time and space.
Don't worry about the laws of probability, we'll cut your odds in half, leaving you with a haircut that's as likely as it is unlikely.
So, come for the absurdity, stay for the existential crisis, and leave with a haircut that's as confusing as it is fascinating.
Or, if you will, try our:
Quantum Hairstyle, Multiverse Makeover, Transdimensional Trims, Chronal Choppings, Paradoxical Pompadour, Epistemological Edges