**Quantum Cuts: Where Time and Space Are Relative**

As a barber of the multiverse, I've seen it all. From the tiniest quarks to the mightiest black holes. My scissors have cut through the fabric of space-time itself, crafting styles that defy the laws of physics.

**Price List:**

• Quantum Haircut: 1000 spacebucks (includes complimentary temporal realignment)
• Multiverse Trim: 500 spacebucks (guaranteed not to change the course of history)
• Event Horizon Fade: 2000 spacebucks (includes free consultation with a cosmologist)

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**Disclaimer:** We are not responsible for any temporal disruptions caused by our services. Use of Quantum Cuts is at your own risk.

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