Quantum hairstyles are a paradoxical phenomenon where the uncertainty principle is taken literally. Every hair style is possible, and none are certain. We serve a variety of quantum styles.
Our styles are not just for humans. We also serve quantum styles for cats, dogs, and other sentient beings.
We are located at the edge of the universe where uncertainty reigns.
Don't worry, our quantum hairstyles are not just a joke. We have certificates from the University of Quantum Hairstyles to back it up.
