When the truth gets tangled in knots, we're left with a paradox.
Meet the Deputy's Dilemma, where fact and fiction blur like a badly-drawn mustache.
We're not sure. But we're working on it.
Read more about the Deputy's Dilemma.Or, you know, just read the FAQ.
It's not like it's going to make a difference or anything.
But hey, at least we're having fun with it.