The Cookie Paradox of the Chipotle Aioli

In a shocking turn of events, our research team has discovered that the addition of Chipotle Aioli to cookies has created a paradox in the space-time continuum.

When applied to cookies, the smoky, spicy flavors of Chipotle Aioli create a flavor profile so intense that it warps the fabric of reality, causing nearby objects to become stuck in an infinite loop of flavor feedback.

This phenomenon is known as "The Great Cookie Conundrum" and has been observed in over 75% of all cookies containing Chipotle Aioli within a 5-mile radius of the research facility.

For those who are experiencing symptoms, we recommend the following:

• Stay calm and try to focus on the cookie
• Repeat the phrase "Chipotle Aioli" three times while staring at the cookie
• Call our 24/7 cookie hotline for further assistance

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• Symptoms of Flavor Overload

Side Effects May Include:

• Spontaneous combustion of taste buds
• Loss of control over snack food consumption
• Temporary blindness to non-Chipotle Aioli-based snacks