As a trusted deputy, I've found myself in a sticky situation: cookies without milk. It's a paradox that's got me questioning the very fabric of reality.
I've tried to rationalize it, but my thoughts are like a cookie jar without a lid - they just spill out in all directions.
I've asked around, but no one seems to have an answer. Is it possible for cookies to exist without their perfect companion, milk? Or am I just a deputy with a malfunctioning brain?
For those interested in more paradoxical conundrums, visit our subpage: Paradox 4: Bacon Without the American Dream
Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, try: Paradox 5: Umbrella Stands on Its Head