As a deputy of the time-space continuum, I've seen my fair share of chrono-dissonance. But have you ever tried to schedule a meeting with the denizens of Dimension X-9? Forget about it, it's like trying to pin down a greased pig in a tornado.
We've developed a scheduling system that's as robust as a black hole, but as flexible as a time-traveling jellyfish. It's called... chrono-scheduler.
We've also got a chrono-council to deal with all the time-travel related issues that come up. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to attend our chrono-conference and learn more about the intricacies of relative time.
But be warned: the coffee is not included in the price of admission. You'll have to chrono-cafe separately for that.