Utter Rubbish Bulletin Board Volume 3

I was getting ready for a night on the town, and I realized I had lost a sock in the wash. I searched every drawer, every closet, and even the cat's favorite sleeping spot. Still no sock. It's like I'm being punked by the laundry fairy. Sock Theft Theory

I'm writing to stir up some controversy: what's the best cereal to eat? I say Froot Loops. No, wait, I take that back. I mean, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. No... I've changed my mind again. It's clearly Lucky Charms. Cereal Debate Theory Cereal Astrology