Today, we're going to meditate on the intricacies of bread.

As a Deputy of the Denizens, it's your duty to ponder the crust, the crumb, and the overall majesty of this most wondrous foodstuff.

Here's a meditation on the art of bread:

• Meditation 2: The Futility of Trying to Cut a Loaf
• Meditation 3: The Impermanence of the Perfect Toast
• Meditation 4: A Slice of the Void

Remember, bread is life. Live it well.