Deep Breath, Press Conference

Transcript of the Intergalactic Press Conference on Deep Breath, The New Farting Technique

We are gathered here today to address the concerns of the recent rise in Deep Breath, The New Farting Technique that's sweeping the galaxy.

Q: "Is Deep Breath a fad or a movement?"

A: "Deep Breath is the future, folks. The key is to find balance. You can't just fart and forget, you have to breathe and... well, you get it."

Q: "But what about the stinkies? How do we deal with the, ahem, 'fragrance' of Deep Breath?"

A: "We've developed an anti-stink technology, it's called 'Air-fresh-er.' It's like a deodorant for the cosmos. Trust us, it's a game-changer."

Q: "I heard Deep Breath is just a ploy to sell more space-scented candles?"

A: "No, no, no. That's just a rumor started by our competitors. Deep Breath is about revolutionizing the way we think about flatulence."