Behavioral Patterns FAQ for Deputy Denizens
Q: What is the deal with all the shouting in the break room?
A: It's just the usual. You'd think it was a library in there.
Q: Why do I always get asked to cover the 3am shift?
A: Because, let's face it, you're the only one who still has their eyes open at that hour.
Q: Can I get in trouble for eating the last of the donuts?
A: Only if you're a rookie. We're a union shop now.