Warning: Re-Entry Shock Therapy may cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure can lead to irreparable damage.

After a time jump, your brain is a mess. Literally. The laws of physics no longer apply. The laws of sanity no longer apply. The laws of sanity no longer apply. In fact, the laws of everything no longer apply.

Re-Entry Shock Therapy is a series of guided exercises and activities designed to help time travelers readjust to their new temporal surroundings. Or, you know, just make fun of you while you're trying to figure out what century you're in.

  1. Step 1: Find a comfy spot. Anywhere. Nowhere. Wherever.
  2. Step 2: Eat something. Anything. Just eat it.
  3. Step 3: Stare at the ceiling. Try not to think about the fabric of spacetime.
  4. Step 4: Take a deep breath. Try not to hyperventilate.

And for the love of all that is sane, do not look directly at the sun.