Introduction

Welcome, time-travelers! Time travel can be a thrilling experience, but it requires finesse. In this guide, we'll cover the essential etiquette rules to avoid becoming a temporal troublemaker.

Etiquette Rule 1: Don't Disrupt the Timeline

			DO NOT INTRODUCE FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO THE TIMELINE
		

Leave nothing behind. Not even your gum. Not even your selfie stick. Not even your thoughts. You're a guest in someone else's time. Be a considerate guest.

Etiquette Rule 2: Don't Make Friends with the Locals

			KEEP YOUR INTERACTIONS LIMITED TO 10 MINUTES PER PERSON
		

Time-travelers, you're not here to make friends. You're here to observe. Don't get too attached. It's not personal. It's just science.

Etiquette Rule 3: Don't Reenact Historical Events

			AVOID MAKING FAMOUS PEOPLE LAUNCH ROCKETS OR OTHER DARING FEATS
		

Leave the drama to the locals. You're not here to make history. You're here to learn from it. Unless, of course, you are a time-traveling daredevil. In that case, go ahead. We won't tell.

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